More from Fuzzy the Bear

This is an alert from Fuzzy the Bear-
Don't go to the bathroom on September 14th.
A CIA intelligence report indicates a 
major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who goes to the bathroom on the September 14th will be bitten on the behind by an 
alligator.
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning 
to rise up into unsuspecting American toilet bowls and bite them when they 
are doing their business.