Dec 31, 2009

Fuzzy Bear's Message Today is ....

Happy New Year, drive safely, no drinking or drugs while behind the wheel.
I am watching you!

Dec 24, 2009

Fuzzy the Bear says ....

Merry Christmas,
and Happy Holidays to all.

Dec 13, 2009

Fuzzy Bear Reminds us that ...

Ladies you may not be a virgin anymore,
but you can still park a car in that garage!

Dec 8, 2009

Fuzzy The Bear Ponders This ....

Why do Women see things like Elvis,
and Men see UFO's ?

Dec 7, 2009

Fuzzy says -

Marriage is an endless visit to your worst clothes.

Dec 4, 2009

A Reminder from Fuzzy the Bear

Never be afraid of pressure.
It's advisable to remember pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a diamond.

Nov 27, 2009

Fuzzy Says, it's reality check time....

If you strut live some bird,
you probably had too much turkey for diner!

Nov 17, 2009

Fuzzy Reminds Us That...

It's that time of the year,
to share with others.

Nov 13, 2009

Fuzzy the Bear says....

Good girls get taken home to mommy,
but bad girls have all the fun!

Nov 4, 2009

Fuzzy Bear Reminds Us All That

Be a responsible pet owner.
Your neighbors yard is not your pets sandbox!

Oct 27, 2009

Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear has a message for all men

Fuzzy says, why be a Boob Man,
when you look down you see nothing.
But be a leg man,
and when you look up you see everything!

Oct 22, 2009

Fuzzy wants to remind you....

If it smells like shit,
Looks like shit,
Then it probably is shit....
you better not step in it!

Oct 15, 2009

Fuzzy Bears advice for today is

Never allow your ego to -
issue more checks than you can cash!

Oct 7, 2009

Fuzzy the Bear wants you to remember....

Be careful when you,
attached the thingamabob
to the doohickey
that came lose from the whatchamacallit

Oct 1, 2009

Fuzzy Bear Says....

If you're out of your mind,
Get out of my sight!

Sep 23, 2009

Sep 14, 2009

Fuzzy the Bear wants to remind you....

Piss off an Illegal Mexican ....
Get your H1N1, Swine Flu Shot now

Sep 5, 2009

More from Fuzzy the Bear

This is an alert from Fuzzy the Bear-
Don't go to the bathroom on September 14th.
A CIA intelligence report indicates a 
major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who goes to the bathroom on the September 14th will be bitten on the behind by an 
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning 
to rise up into unsuspecting American toilet bowls and bite them when they 
are doing their business.

Sep 1, 2009

Bad Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear

Fuzzy says, he's sorry.
Fuzzy Wuzzy reminds us that-
Sometimes you got to own up to your mistakes.

Aug 24, 2009

Fuzzy says,

Stop and smell the flowers,
but don't get stung by the bee!

Aug 14, 2009

Fuzzy says....

I would like some privacy please,
find your own spot.

Jul 27, 2009

Hello from Fuzzy the Bear

Fuzzy says,
Try my NEW game -
Knock the Bears Down....
It's fun.
(see sidebar column)

Jul 21, 2009

Fuzzy wants you to know.....

That sometimes you get to eat the bear,
but then there are times the bear will eat you!

Jul 14, 2009

The Logical Simplicity of Fuzzy the Bear....

Fuzzy the Bear says,
Man who drink too much,
often times find himself in wet puddle.

Jul 10, 2009

Fuzzy reminds us all that....

No matter what you're told,
No matter how hard anyone tries....
You just can't fix stupid!

Jul 8, 2009

Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear tells it like it is...

Fuzzy wants you to know,
your mother lied,
you are not special!

Jul 1, 2009

Jun 29, 2009

Fuzzy has a message for the ladies....

Fuzzy Bear says,
Wash your couchie,
cause only tuna comes in a can.

Jun 25, 2009

Fuzzy the Bear wants you to know....

There ain't no better lovin,
than a woman in heat.

Jun 12, 2009

Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear says,

Help prevent forest fires,
stay the hell home!

Jun 9, 2009

Fuzzy the Bear Talks

Fuzzy wants to remind you that....
No One Likes a Smart Ass!

Jun 4, 2009

May 31, 2009

Today Fuzzy the Bear wants to remind you....

Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear says:
It takes a hundred attaboys, or attagirls, to wipe out
One 'Ah Shit!'

May 28, 2009

Today's Thought from Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear

We all have had hindsight,
but those who have foresight are remembered by others,
otherwise you're just an echo in the Canyon of Life.

May 26, 2009

Fuuzy Wuzzy's message today is....

Stop your damn whining,
grow up,
whining is for 3-year-olds.
Now get off your damn computer,
get a job,
and make something of yourself.

May 20, 2009

Fuzzy Bear's Notice to YOU !!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy says,
Hey, don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining.

May 18, 2009

Today's Message from Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear

Don't get upset you got wet in the rain....
after all it's just water,
and some people can use a bath!

May 16, 2009

Ain't Life a Pisser?

Fuzzy Wuzzy knows best-
Fuzzy the Bear says Life is a Pisser or may it's not.
It could be just what you make of it.

May 13, 2009

Fuzzy Bear has things to say..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a BEAR,
Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his Hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy anymore,
Now wuzz he?