Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear says -

Men,
telling us you just wanted to test drive a newer model,
is not an excuse.

Fuzzy the Bear wants to remind you that:

If you think your "W2" is a bingo number,

you are in serious trouble with the IRS.

Fuzzy the Bear reminds us that ....

The Mark of Old Age is:
When life stops giving and starts taking.

Fuzzy the Bear's Advice Today is

An escalator like life can never break,
it just become stairs, so deal with it.

Fuzzy The Bear wants you to know....

Casual as it may be,
be advised,
it may produce three.

Fuzzy the Bear says,

A Man's mind, stretched by new ideas,
never goes back to its original dimension.

Fuzzy Bears Advice to Women is

Remember, sex is not a weapon.
Please and take care of your man,
or lose him!

Fuzzy says ....

Dis you ever ponder:
What color a Smurf changes to
when you choke the shit out of one?

Fuzzy The Bear reminds us...

The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Fuzzy Says,

Ladies,
Don't you worry one bit when your man falls off the roof,
the ground will break his fall.

Fuzzy The Bear has some facts for you ....

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men.
The other 999 follow women.

Fuzzy the Bear Says,

The degree of one's emotion varies inversely
with the knowledge of the facts ...
The less you know the hotter you get!

Fuzzy Wants to remind you ...

Today is Valentines Day,
treat that someone in your life,
very special.

Fizzy the Bears wants you to know ...

Money can't buy you friends,
but it sure gets you a better class of enemies.

Fuzzy Says,

Fuzzy Bear reminds us in these trying times that if-

You work very hard 8-hours everyday,
You might get to be the boss,
then you can work even harder 12-hours per day!

Fuzzy The Bear Says,

There be lots of political useless
doo doo in Washington DC these days.

Fuzzy the Bear Talks about Old Men

Fuzzy says,
The reason you give an old man Viagra
is to stop him from pissing on his shoes.

Fuzzy the Bear says ....

Cooperation can only be reached,
if we work together.