Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear says -

Men,
telling us you just wanted to test drive a newer model,
is not an excuse.

Fuzzy the Bear wants to remind you that:

If you think your "W2" is a bingo number,

you are in serious trouble with the IRS.

Fuzzy the Bear reminds us that ....

The Mark of Old Age is:
When life stops giving and starts taking.

Fuzzy the Bear's Advice Today is

An escalator like life can never break,
it just become stairs, so deal with it.

Fuzzy The Bear wants you to know....

Casual as it may be,
be advised,
it may produce three.

Fuzzy the Bear says,

A Man's mind, stretched by new ideas,
never goes back to its original dimension.

Fuzzy Bears Advice to Women is

Remember, sex is not a weapon.
Please and take care of your man,
or lose him!

Fuzzy says ....

Dis you ever ponder:
What color a Smurf changes to
when you choke the shit out of one?

Fuzzy The Bear reminds us...

The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Fuzzy Says,

Ladies,
Don't you worry one bit when your man falls off the roof,
the ground will break his fall.