More from Fuzzy the Bear

This is an alert from Fuzzy the Bear-
Don't go to the bathroom on September 14th.
A CIA intelligence report indicates a 
major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who goes to the bathroom on the September 14th will be bitten on the behind by an 
alligator.
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning 
to rise up into unsuspecting American toilet bowls and bite them when they 
are doing their business.

Bad Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear

Fuzzy says, he's sorry.
Fuzzy Wuzzy reminds us that-
Sometimes you got to own up to your mistakes.

Fuzzy says,

Stop and smell the flowers,
but don't get stung by the bee!

Fuzzy says....

Hey,
I would like some privacy please,
find your own spot.

Hello from Fuzzy the Bear

Fuzzy says,
Try my NEW game -
Knock the Bears Down....
It's fun.
(see sidebar column)

Fuzzy wants you to know.....

That sometimes you get to eat the bear,
but then there are times the bear will eat you!

The Logical Simplicity of Fuzzy the Bear....

Fuzzy the Bear says,
Man who drink too much,
often times find himself in wet puddle.

Fuzzy reminds us all that....

No matter what you're told,
No matter how hard anyone tries....
You just can't fix stupid!

Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear tells it like it is...

Fuzzy wants you to know,
your mother lied,
you are not special!

Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear says,

Please your mate,
or someone else will.